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misc:bashphorisms [2015/10/24 15:00]
gniourf [Table] Added missing bashphorisms
misc:bashphorisms [2015/12/04 07:11]
fgrose decency
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 | 19      | The newbie is a bloody loon.                                                                                                                                   | | 19      | The newbie is a bloody loon.                                                                                                                                   |
 | 20      | The newbie will always have some excuse for doing it wrong. ​                                                                                                   | | 20      | The newbie will always have some excuse for doing it wrong. ​                                                                                                   |
-| 21      | If^H^HWhen ​the newbie'​s question is ambiguous, the proper interpretation will be whichever one makes the problem the hardest to solve. ​                        ​|+| 21      | When the newbie'​s question is ambiguous, the proper interpretation will be whichever one makes the problem the hardest to solve. ​                              ​|
 | 22      | The newcomer will abuse the bot's factoid triggers for their own entertainment until someone gets annoyed enough to ask them to message it privately instead. ​ | | 22      | The newcomer will abuse the bot's factoid triggers for their own entertainment until someone gets annoyed enough to ask them to message it privately instead. ​ |
 | 23      | Everyone is a newcomer. ​                                                                                                                                       | | 23      | Everyone is a newcomer. ​                                                                                                                                       |
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 | 29      | It's always git. Or python virtualenv. Or docker. One of those pieces of shit. ALWAYS. ​                                                                        | | 29      | It's always git. Or python virtualenv. Or docker. One of those pieces of shit. ALWAYS. ​                                                                        |
 | 30      | They won't show you the homework assignment. That would make it too easy.                                                                                      | | 30      | They won't show you the homework assignment. That would make it too easy.                                                                                      |
-| 31      | Your teacher is a fucking ​idiot. ​                                                                                                                              |+| 31      | Your teacher is a f**king ​idiot. ​                                                                                                                              |
 | 32      | The more horrifyingly wrong a proposed solution is, the more likely it will be used.                                                                           | | 32      | The more horrifyingly wrong a proposed solution is, the more likely it will be used.                                                                           |
 | 33      | The newbie cannot explain what he is doing, or why. He will show you incomprehensible,​ nonworking code instead. What? You can't read his mind?​! ​               | | 33      | The newbie cannot explain what he is doing, or why. He will show you incomprehensible,​ nonworking code instead. What? You can't read his mind?​! ​               |
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